Bass Manners

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=125 BGCOLOR="#006600" TEXT="#F7F7FF" bgproperties="fixed" background="040467d1dwnpjk.png"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><B>Magoomus</B></FONT><B>     </B><B>|     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Magoomus"><U><B>home</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>Bass Manners</B>   |   <A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Lake Harmony, PA"><U>Lake Harmony, PA</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id60.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Lake Aeroflex"><U>Lake Aeroflex</U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=190 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1449b8d0.gif" border=0 width="155" height="141" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> Special thanks to the author.  Be sure to mention that you saw <B>most </B>of him here!</div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="14694c80.jpg" border=0 width="148" height="200" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=355 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>Bass Manners</B></div> <div> <B>A semi-official dissertation on the bass classification system.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>By: </B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#008000" FACE="Arial" ><B>bass1/Tx</B></FONT><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><I> </I></FONT></div> <bR> <div> 1. <B>Nice fish</B> - a fish that displays manners, always acts in a manner respectful to the angler</div> <bR> <div> 2. <B>Good fish</B> - when the fish displays more than manners - it displays inner goodness that makes you feel good about yourself and the world you live in. It can turn the world on with a smile. It can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.</div> <bR> <div> 3. <B>Big fish</B> - depends upon what your other fish have measured. Big fish can theoretically be anything over 12 inches.</div> <bR> <div> 4. <B>Beautiful fish</B> - A fish that has obviously gone through the trouble to pretty itself up fer ya.</div> <bR> <div> 5. <B>Gorgeous fish</B> - A fish that not only got all "gussied up" but also is a real natural beauty. A scaly equivalent of a supermodel.</div> <bR> <div> 6. <B>Monster fish</B> - Ugly</div> <bR> <div> 7. <B>Big ol' fish</B> - The bass equivalent of that old, 300# hairy lady in a homemade dress with the varicose veins in her legs that ran the neighborhood Laundromat. Every town has one.</div> <bR> <div> 8. <B>Kicker fish</B> - A fish that likes country music or one that knows martial arts.</div> <bR> <div> 9. <B>Keeper fish</B> - A fish that you like so much you'd like to take home to meet mama.</div> <bR> <div> 10. <B>Anchor fish</B> - A heavy fish that you caught when your anchor hit it and it floated to the top.</div> <bR> <div> 11.<B> Lunker</B> - A lunker ('nuff said)</div> <bR> <div> 12. <B>Toad</B> - A fish that has warts and jumps a lot.</div> <bR> <div> 13. <B>Brute</B> - A really big male bass, usually has a tattoo and pushes shad around.</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Fun Stuff!"><U>Back</U></A> to links etc.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>